I didn't write Birthday cake, as the cake had no resemblance for a Birthday, and just looked like three different sized whole Stilton cheeses on top of each other, with icing spread over it.
It could have been for the opening of a supermarket, a new motorway, or a hospital, for all we knew, nothing about being ninety years old.
It wasn't even level, and had a look of the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
Because of who made it coupled with the usual AB magnanimity then us moaners are coming across as mean but really. a birthday cake for a such an occasion, It was shocking. If any of you watch bake-off Creme de la Creme then the judges would have ripped this to pieces.
Yes it's nice colours
I don’t think so but people who cook things that she is actually going to eat as opposed to cut, are given a list of her likes and dislikes and things to avoid. Apparently the queen does not eat garlic.