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Svejk | 07:15 Tue 03rd May 2016 | Jokes
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Once upon a time there 3 balloons, mummy balloon, daddy balloon, and baby balloon.
Tired of baby balloon creeping into their bed every night,
"Tonight you must stay in your own bed," said mummy.
When he was sure his mummy and daddy were asleep baby balloon crept into their room and tried to squeeze into their bed.
But try as he might he just couldn't fit in, so he undid the bottom of his mummy and let tiny bit air out of her. But to his dismay, he still couldn't fit in, so he crept round to his daddy's side of the bed and undid his daddy's knot and let a little bit of air out. Again he tried to squeeze in but still couldn't quite fit. So he undid himself and let a little bit of air out. Then he fitted in nice and snuggly and fell sound asleep.

When his mum woke up she was furious!
"Get into your own room at once and think of what you have done young man!" she shouted
"I am so disappointed in you! Not only have you let me down and your father down, you've let yourself down too!"
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^ That was pathetic!.....I'm not well. I give up. :-(
07:35 Tue 03rd May 2016
Jeez! :-)
I feel really deflated now.....
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I expect some wag will offer to pump you up, tilly. x
What a let down.
^ That was pathetic!.....I'm not well. I give up. :-(
They must have felt very deflated....

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