Smiles............

[Shaglene]

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are 2 things you all need to know.
She really is sexy; secondly the staff at Madame Taussauds have no sense of humour!!

Took the other half to a Disco last night. There was a bloke on the dance floor giving it large, break dancing back flips, moonwalking, the works.
The other half says, "That guy proposed to me 20 years ago and I turned him down." I replied, “Looks like he’s still celebrating."

A visiting foreigner has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; Police say it's definitely race related...

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid’s outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not the one for him.

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.

[Old_Geezer]

I rather liked those :-) Well the first two.

[marval]

Good ones

[bookbinder]

The Titanic one made me smile.