uh oh!

[jennoncey]

okay so i know its bad, but i have a HUGE crush on my boss! and that wouldnt be so terrible except he's married which i didn't find out until i was already totally crazy about him. and its not cause hes my boss, hes really sweet and cute. anyway, i know i should forget about it, but every time he comes around i get all nervous and giddy. and its gettin worse! i mean im not gonna act on it or anything, but dammit i want to! but that wouldnt be right........what should i do???

[johnlambert]

Im not paying you to have a crush on me jennoncey,

get back to work now.

PS and stay off the internet during office hours my girl or I'll bend you over my desk and give you a da***d good spanking

[jno]

no, that wouldn't be right (though not as bad as what johnlambert has in mind). Nobody ever won any prizes for breaking up the boss's marriage. Don't tell anyone else, or it'll be all round the office. Certainly don't tell him. Just make like he doesn't exist - go out looking for boys in the usual places, spend time with your mates, and have the occasional cold shower. It's bad luck, but sooner or later most people meet someone unsuitable or unavailable, and they just have to learn to keep their hands to themselves. Sorry.

[wilsonator]

Give him a good seeing to you naughty girl, excellent work!