Alba's Ab Cruise Ship

[gness]

Dear Miss Alba

Thank you for confirming my booking on your cruise.

I am sorry you have been unable to source industrial strenght ear plugs for the other passengers ....and that your offer of a free place to any aber willing to share a cabin with me has also been unsuccessful...

I am surprised that the Captain turned down your suggestion of sound proofing a lifeboat so that I could hang over the side of the ship....well away from any other passenger.
Has he no faith in his seamanship? That he thinks we will need the lifeboats is worrying.

I'm sure I will be comfortable in the lonely hammock on the poop deck........

Snoring does cause problems...... :-(

Yours,

Gness.

[shoota]

Was it outside your cabin door?

[gness]

You know I'm not allowed inside.....x

[shoota]

Desultory

[gness]

Me?....Never!...x

[shoota]

Not you - 'it' is...

[gness]

Ahhh....x

[anneasquith]

Is that jack sparrow who has joined us to night?

[shoota]

Evenin Annie me hearty

[gness]

Evening, Anne...x