Aussie Virgin.........

[Shaglene]

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

[sandyRoe]

Did he hop to it?

[mallyh]

sandy ........... he was bound to have done lolx

[sandyRoe]

:-))

[aelmpvw]

he must have had a penchant for long legs

[Cloverjo]

Haha. I don't usually bother reading jokes here, but that was good. :))

[Patsy33]

Good punch line!.....

[marval]

lol

[1ozzy]

Q: Why don't kangaroos have breasts?

A: https://humormetoday.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/wp-1454573482479.jpg

[Jackdaw33]

It's the bit where he finds an Australian VIRGIN, which puzzles me.

[Old_Geezer]

In my experience he probably made a wise decision.

Especially if he likes rodeo sex.