Planting

[B00]

How to plant a cat.

1- Plant mid morning in blazing sunshine whilst still sleepy (cat not you)

2- Wear protective clothing, which MUST include, full ski mask and steel gloves.

3- Do NOT over water

4- Feed often and plenty of it, otherwise wear protective clothing when venturing near, in fact, wear the clothing when you're within a 10 yard radius regardless.

5- Give a massive wide berth when passing by, infact cordon off the entire section, else gouged knees (or eyes if small child) will be a high probability.

6- Do not over water, in fact, don't water at all.

If you're successful, you too can have your very own cat plant- and may your God have mercy on your soul.


Here's one I made earlier....

http://i65.tinypic.com/259h8aq.jpg

[Psybbo]

Funny in a frightening way