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Football
Why is football (soccer) played for 45 minutes in each half?
Why not 30 minutes, 40, 50 or an hour?
Here's the reason why (hardly anybody knows):
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls"
So in total there are 44 balls.There is one ball on the ground itself.
Thus the grand total is 45.
Sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes.
These are relevant to the referee's balls.
Why not 30 minutes, 40, 50 or an hour?
Here's the reason why (hardly anybody knows):
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls"
So in total there are 44 balls.There is one ball on the ground itself.
Thus the grand total is 45.
Sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes.
These are relevant to the referee's balls.
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'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - dead from the root up and what are his footballs now are just for decoration.'
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'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
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'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - dead from the root up and what are his footballs now are just for decoration.'