Square Crisps

[albaqwerty]

have just put myself on the outside of the contents of a packet.

Tasty, but they weren't square, some were curled and others were rectangles

No question, not complaining about quality, just mentioning in passing :-)

[Buenchico]

You've got me thinking, Alba . . .

Castle Square in Sheffield wasn't square; it was a circular hole ;

The 'squares' on cricket pitches, that are so carefully tended by groundsmen, are hardly ever square ;

The areas where soldiers do their 'square-bashing' are probably just rectangular ;

London's Leicester Square is closer to being a kite than a square.

Perhaps squares don't really exist? (Oh, hang on though. When I was a teenager all of my friends called me 'square' so, apparently, I'm one!)

[albaqwerty]

Chris, you are never square, you're fluffy and hugable (or should that be huggable) never know with consonants :-D