An Introduction To Probabilities

[sunny-dave]

100% :

Chance of irritating buzzy fly finding way into sealed room through crack which is only 1 gnat's testicle wide

0% :

Chance of said fly finding way out of room through now completely opened windows/doors

[Hopkirk]

Sometimes I open a window as wide as it will go, and the silly b----- keeps bashing against the pane and frame. Grrrr.

[CrapAtCryptics]

A good deal of late flies here testifying to my displeasure - they all ignored my polite request to vacate the premises.

[fiction-factory]

Agree 100%.
I can open every window and the patio doors and they still crash into the glass and buzz around.
Yet they are clever enough to sense a fly swat coming as they move out of the way with a millisecond to spare

[CrapAtCryptics]

I dont know what food source they think they are on as they tend to sit on fragile items so you cant knock them into next Wednesday.

[sunny-dave]

Evolution seems to be a bit slow round here - no fly that enters SD Towers ever escapes alive - but still they don't evolve to avoid certain death ...

[NoMercy]

Chance of us demolishing that Amarone when you come to mine for lunch:

100%

[gness]

I'm not good at killing things, Dave......so I find that following them around and giving them a good talking to......or a long story about say, the man who came over the hill with the blue cow, has them heading for the door with their legs in their ears......☺

[gness]

Chance of Dave riding home in a straight line...... 0%.....☺

[Islander]

Maybe the said fly was looking for a Pokemon ?

[NoMercy]

I'll drown him with coffee before he goes home, Gness.

[sunny-dave]

Might need to be intravenous :+)

[NoMercy]

I could set up an IV and attach it to the handlebars

[gness]

Could be, Islander......I have no idea what that's about........I suppose I could have asked the lad who walked in front of my car last night.........☺

[sunny-dave]

Hi islander - nice to see you - how's the lovely IoW today?

I think my flies have as many brains as some of the Pokemaniacs I saw last night.

[sunny-dave]

Eeeek - I didn't quite mean that - I mean the flies invading my house ...

[Islander]

Hi Dave, the Island is glorious at the moment. Good to see you too. I did laugh at your flies, bless you x

[wolf63]

Spiders usually get eaten here but little buzzy things are just a pain.

I use my Kindle in bed to play games and they aim for the bright light and get on my nerves. I start off asking them to move but it can end badly for one of us.