Could Local Councils Introduce By-Laws Forbidding Cropped Tops And Shorts When It's Warm?

[sandyRoe]

I saw more white flesh today than you'd have seen years ago in an old fashioned poulterers in the run up to Christmas.
This question is partly prompted by a glimpse I caught of myself in a shop window. The shorts are going to the next charity collector who leaves a bag.

[sandyRoe]

Wolf, the walk's about 800km and should take just over a month. It would be too much for the wee dog and I've arranged for a niece to look after her.

[Psybbo]

Thanks Sandy, we had never heard of Lynched, she does sound like Maddy

[Peter Pedant]

// Why is it considered ok for men to walk around with no top ; but not ok for women to do the same ?//

well it is OK for women to do that where I come from hur hur hur
but so few do

as for suffocating between two great big .....
sorry my imagination is carrying me away....

[EcclesCake]

800km of reflection, I admire you Sandy!

[sandyRoe]

I've already walked the first 100km twice and the last 100 once.
Your priorities change. All the humdrum worries and cares of home are left behind and you focus on what you've done in the past and will do in the future. For me, at any rate, it's a time for reflection and introspection.

[Buenchico]

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/anger-after-southend-council-forces-excessively-large-people-to-cover-up-while-outdoors/

;-)

[Barmaid]

^^^ that's a joke, right?

[sandyRoe]

"‘We examined an existing byelaw that prevents dogs from using local beaches between 1st May and 30th September,..."
Calling people dogs is a bit much. :-)

[jno]

how could you possibly think that, Barmaid?

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/uk-government-begins-testing-trident-nuclear-weapon-alternatives-on-canvey/

[Barmaid]

lol. I didnt read the whole thing, I just scanned it quickly and thought "pillocks".