How To Really Hack Off A New Mummy! Lol

[Smowball]

Am visiting daughter to see my 2 day old granddaughter. Yesterday she sent her partner to Argos to pick up a baby bath and feeding pillow. He was ages. When he eventually got home she said "where have you been??".
"Well..,.. I got the bath and pillow, but I also managed to catch three special Pokemons on the way home too!!"
Yep this new dad had downloaded the new Pokemon Go app....
I shan't repeat her language!

[Old_Geezer]

?!? He got the bath and pillow as demanded. No pleasing some.

[ummmm]

Lol...get him to bring the baby next time so your daughter can rest.

[Smowball]

Her face was a picture, especially when she added he was very proud that he caught a Pokemon in the actually delivery room whilst she was in labour!!

[Barmaid]

I'd have shoved his phone up his jacksy...........

[Buenchico]

It could have been worse. He might have passed a police car on the way . . .
http://tinyurl.com/zkurgs8

;-)

[Bazile]

Killing two pokermon's , with one stone ?

[Old_Geezer]

And I thought guys were not supposed to be any good at multi-tasking ?

[Smowball]

Lol I guess so

[Hopkirk]

How about this guy who didn't quite get it - he actually threw his phone to try to catch one.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/shout-out-to-this-guy-whos-even-more-clueless-about-pokemon-go-than-us-6003377/

D'oh!

[Old_Geezer]

Probably under instruction Hoppy.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/07/18/amazing-pokemon-go-hack-makes-throwing-pokeballs-realistic/

[Hopkirk]

How did we all survive before this technology?

[askyourgran]

I keep thinking of my mother in law with her 10 children. I bet she wishes they had it then.

[joeluke]

Newborns need fathers who are switched on - not ones who need to grow up cos they are still acting like a child themselves

[Smowball]

Still here and they're almost throttling each other - oh joy!!

[anneasquith]

Not a great atmosphere for a new mum slow ?

[Smowball]

I can see both sides. He's gone straight bk to work as a bricklayer in this heat! And then comes in and said he was tired after she hasn't slept for three days and she has a 23 month old and a 3 day old!!