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Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
Here are a few more.
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
Los Angeles Games - Ron Pickering: "And as he rounds the bend, he opens his legs and shows his class."
David Coleman, Montreal - the gold medallist swimmer, David Wilkie..."And he's 25 metres from home and he's already home and dry.
Murray Walker: "Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari. James Hunt: No Murray, that's his rear safety light.
Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please, Carol."
Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on
Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of
a knockers man." "Yes" he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."
David Coleman, Montreal - the gold medallist swimmer, David Wilkie..."And he's 25 metres from home and he's already home and dry.
Murray Walker: "Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari. James Hunt: No Murray, that's his rear safety light.
Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please, Carol."
Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on
Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of
a knockers man." "Yes" he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."