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Some very funny ones there, expected to see The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willie.
1 and 7 were particularly good. :-))
My neighbour asked me what a double-entendre was so I gave her one.



well someone had to say it.
There was one on the Olympic boxing the other day. One of the fighters kept holding his opponent. The commentator said the Irish boxer should toss him off....
I thought '7' was the funniest!
you would cupes xx
;-)
Some good ones there Ron.

Here are a few more.

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"



And to think that in the 50s the BBC banned the expression: Winter Draws On.
Los Angeles Games - Ron Pickering: "And as he rounds the bend, he opens his legs and shows his class."

David Coleman, Montreal - the gold medallist swimmer, David Wilkie..."And he's 25 metres from home and he's already home and dry.

Murray Walker: "Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari. James Hunt: No Murray, that's his rear safety light.

Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please, Carol."

Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on
Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of
a knockers man." "Yes" he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."

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