Brave Cop Decorated

[wolf63]

I saw this story in this paper and decided to pass it on. Sorry if this is muddled - my brain is still asleeep and my grasp of our English language is verging on non-existent.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/brave-cop-decorated-paint/

[jambutty]

Is that true ?

[Barmaid]

lol, I love the Suffolk Gazette. Love the tab at the top "in my lady garden". Brilliant.

[ChillDoubt]

PC Matt Coates? Surely it's Matt Emulsion......?

[Togo]

Lol the Two Ronnies are alive and well. The killer is Barmaid if you open the "Lady Garden" tab, the headline is My Crack is Getting Very Big.........accompanied by a picture of a parched lawn with a crack in it.

[Togo]

Oh and it is written by Anita Bush , Barmaid.

[Togo]

Who goes on to recommend that you get your but t filled whilst it is raining.

[Peter Pedant]

my apolz Barmaid - togo had to go too far !!

I am sure all the judges think you are just a nice girl who can't say "No"

suffolkopoly caught my eye
and aslo the man who has had sex with 450 tractors

[Togo]

//my apolz Barmaid - togo had to go too far !! //

Stop virtue signalling pp, you know as well, I'm sure, as Barmaid does that I was also enjoying the double entendres contained in the spoof. Why would you try to cause conflict? Are you bored again or just being malicious? Judge your own intent if you are able.

[wolf63]

The first time that I read the Suffolk Gazette it was the story about the Morris Dancers - it was so funny and stupid that I thought that it was true.