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Theland | 03:48 Wed 03rd Aug 2016 | Religion & Spirituality
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Whilst we are preoccupied with Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, we are overlooking the dangers posed to us by Manxism.
With a stronghold on the Isle Of Man, so close to our shores, their priests have three legs and can never be caught they run so fast.
They also posess kippers of mass destruction, that stink out the Irish Sea and are a hazard to shipping.
Their hideous cats have no tails, which makes me think they are not cats at all, but another secret weapon to assault Christendom.
My question is, should we not tow the Isle Of Man into the mid Atlantic and thereby negate the threat to our way of life from the malodorous Manxism?
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LOL!
I don't think that'd work because you'd end up pulling the Earth upright on it's axis making it a darn site colder in the UK.
Thought you'd prefer to locate it in the Middle East Theland.
The diocese of Sodor and Man is part of the Church of England. The only peculiarity is that the bishop never becomes a member of the House of Lords as the IOM is not part of the UK.
Now you're having us on Jack!!

Sodor is where Thomas, his friends and the fat controller live.
Sodor is an old name for the Southern Hebrides. The title is still retained in the name of the diocese.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diocese_of_Sodor_and_Man

"Whilst we are preoccupied with Islam, Judaism, and Christianity"
Speak for yourself, I'm not.
...and stop being Manxist.
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I would hate to be kicked by a Manxman.
LOL, triple bootage!
TT ye not!

Ah but Theland you are wrong! One such three-legged man could not get away for good although it took some time to capture him.He was none other than that terrible bearded Jake Thepeg diddle diddle-um.
noooooo...need the kippers !
Can't wait for a comment from our resident AB colleague,Douglas.
Hey some of us have Manx heritage....Hope your name isn't Campbell as we retain the right to bump you off.

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