Bob forgets his wife's wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!! The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out of the window to find a box.....gift wrapped in the middle of driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale..... Bob has been missing since Friday!
Update, off for a pig-out at The Pigs! Neither of us has ever set great store by anniversaries, the girls are on about our 50th in 2 years time already! Thanks for the good wishes.