Gossip
The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying cattle ranch, when he crossed paths with the town's gossip.
"Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?"
"Well, the child was born without a pen!s," the doctor said.
"Oh, oh my goodness!" said the gossip, and with a smile on her face, she turned to head into town to spread the news.
Before she could take off to spread the news, the doctor quickly grabbed her arm, bent his head over and whispered in her ear.
"But she'll have a really nice place to put one in 20 years!"