How Could She Say That?

[Patsy33]

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”.

[frugalfred]

Difficult thing, the Phlegmish language.

[Patsy33]

Snot hard......

[frugalfred]

"Let us spray...."

[frugalfred]

^..as one Welshman said to another before they lapsed into their native tongue.....

[Patsy33]

Still, they soon spit it out.....

[Quoi]

...especially as the woman was from Swansea....

[Patsy33]

Not Rachel Welsh??

[jno]

Who dares, Gwynneth.

[Patsy33]

Is she a Welsh tart?

[frugalfred]

Yes, she has a glam organ.

[cupid04]

My OH like Welsh rarebit ;-)

[Patsy33]

I heard she's always got her mouth full. Mumbles, I expect......

[frugalfred]

A fowl hangs around vehicle auctions - a car mart hen.