Out On A Limb.

[Patsy33]

Did you hear about the American podiatrist and the English chiropodist?
They were arch rivals..

[frugalfred]

They should be brought to heel.

[jno]

with these rivalries there can only be a sole winner.

[Patsy33]

I thought there was something a foot....

[frugalfred]

I was out one day when I met a tar - Saul the sailor. (Corny!)

[Patsy33]

I'll make no bones about it! Ha ha....

[marval]

I must keep in step with these jokes.

[vulcan42]

You certainly nailed that joke (ingroan)

[Patsy33]

They seem very hard skinned!

[Captain2]

You're all going toe to toe on this one I see

[Togo]

Life and sole of the party there Patsy:))

[Patsy33]

They obviously started off on the wrong foot....

[frugalfred]

Chacun a son gout!

[marval]

I can only hop the 200m race, I have an athletes foot.

[frugalfred]

^Perhaps that was rather callus of me.

[Berniecuddles2]

what a corny joke!

[zebo]

A couple of toerags.