Am Doing A Spot The Worst Tattoo Competition!!

[Smowball]

Not sure what's going on this year but I have never ever been in a hotel on holiday and seen so many tattooed people in my life. I've absolutely nothing against tatoos whatsoever but I've seen some very random ones!! Never seen so many women with full leg and arm tattoos, and on face. Mr Smow and I are now running a bet to see who can spot the most random one. So far today he's seen a guy with a full size bottle of Smirnoff tattooed on his chest, and I saw a woman with a huge yellow teddy bear holding a red heart on her thigh, followed closely by a woman with big pink bows on back of each thigh and then again above each breast . Have you ever seen any really random ones ??

[EDDIE51]

Did you hear about the gay man who went to a tattoo shop and asked for a picture of Mike Tyson on one bum cheek and Frank Bruno on the other?
He explained ''its for my boyfriend he's a boxing fan''
He has the tattoos done and goes home , that night he says to his boyfriend ''look what i have had done for you,happy birthday''
His boy friend takes one look and says
'' I'm not getting in the ring with those two''

[Mamyalynne]

Sounds like a fabulous holiday.

[Smowball]

LOL Eddie !! Mamya its a bit bizarre - hotel is wonderful and staff are fab - weather is boiling and can't really fault anything but (please don't shout at me guys) it's a bit like Benidorm does Turkey.

[Baldric]

Here's a wierd one, BRACE YOURSELF!

http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Aweful-Tattoos-EMGN-16.jpg

[Smowball]

Omg baldric lol! That's def an odd one!!

[dominie]

Agree we were in croatia in summer and so many young girls with sleeves, still do the odd bit of supply biology teaching and always explain what tattoos will look like at my age 63 which would not be good, cost a fortune too, Cheryl rose tattoo will not look good at 60 around her ankles! Henna is better not permanent and laser treatment leaves a white scar which will not suntan ugh!

[silliemillie]

Uggg Baldric, that's awful.

[hc4361]

Where are you, Smow?

[Cloverjo]

I work in an amusement arcade where it seems just about every customer is tattooed, from ages of 17 to 77.

Some elderly men have spider webs tattooed oven their bald heads. Lots have strange marks on their faces.

There was a man who had a naked woman on his chest, and her nipple was his nipple. That made me feel a bit weird, especially as it meant her two nipples weren't the same size at all.

[Smowball]

Sorry hc just seen this ( 2hrs ahead here in Turkey)

[Smowball]

Clover that's very odd lol