A Poor Frail Man.....

[trt]

A frail middle aged man sat at a bar minding his own. A few jar-head wanna-be's were playing pool and drinking heavily. Suddenly one of them walked up behind the frail man and smacked him across the neck and yelled " yee-haw '' ! That’s karate from Asia .

The frail man sucked it up and did nothing. A few minutes later same jar-head punches him in the arm and yells "yeeeehaw ! That’s boxing from America . The frail man is collecting himself and about to leave when the jar-head runs up and snacks him about the face and then proceeds to choke him out and yelling "yeeee-HAW'' ! that's Judo from Brazil . The frail man now bleeding a bit from the nose still does nothing and leaves the bar.

35 minutes later he returns yelling like a banshee surprising the jar-heads and he lays them out cold on the floor, telling the bartender as he walked out ,

" When these @rse/holes wakes up tell them I said, ''YEEEE-HAW, YEEEE- HAW,'' THAT’S A F-C-KING CROW-BAR FROM B&Q!!

[frugalfred]

No kiss from Glasgow?

[EDDIE51]

I heard a similar story
The first jarhead hits the frail old man and says 'Jujitsu Black belt'
The second lays out the frail man and tells him 'Taekwondo White belt'
The frail old man leaves but is soon back. With a few swift moves he lays out both the jarheads. He walks over to them and says 'Toyota Fan Belt'

[david small]

Years ago it was a Morris Minor starting handle.

[EDDIE51]

^ How many now would even know what a starting handle was ?
My first car a 1957 Austin had one , not seen one since.

[frugalfred]

Ladas had a starting handle right up to the time they were discontinued in the UK.