I Can't

[marval]

I can't stand fish.


They have no legs.

[Arksided]

Doh! I had to re-read that one Lol.

[frugalfred]

Very finny!

[marval]

My friend Gill told me it.

[Hopkirk]

Shall we rate this fish joke, on a scale of 1 - 10?

[Arksided]

That sounds a bit fishy.

[frugalfred]

Those fish must be gutted!

[Patsy33]

Did it fall Flat?

[Ninefingers]

This one Floundered

[frugalfred]

We'll skate over that comment, Patsy, you poor sole.

[marval]

I shall perch on my chair to read these answers.

[Hopkirk]

Cod almighty, stop carping on about this.

[marval]

Don't be Koi Hopkirk, say what you mean lol.

[frugalfred]

Keep your codpiece on, Hopkirk!

[Hopkirk]

Come on guys, you're just krilling it now.

[Patsy33]

I think the Skipjack must have legs?....

[marval]

Got to go, my piano tuna has arrived.

[frugalfred]

A ray of hope, then.

[frugalfred]

I'm elver so sorry about that comment.^

[Patsy33]

Dace like these put a smile on my face...

[zebo]

There's a plaice for jokes like this.