Uncle Albert's jokes in Mary Poppins

[separation]

Can anyone tell me the jokes of Uncle Albert?

I know there is one about a man with a wooden leg and one about a neighbour's cat but can't remember the exact details. I was hoping to use them tomorrow during a lesson on English humour and will have the video only just before my session starts and won't have time to look at it.

Thanks for your help.

[JackDanielsU]

Heres the Mary Poppins script

http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Mary-Poppins.html

If you Ctrl-F ALBERT it will take you to the segment where Bert, Mary and the kids meet Uncle Albert

[EssJay1]

Albert: I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith Bert:

[EssJay1]

Sorry - keyboard playing up! Bert replies: What's his other leg called? Similar to an old Goon joke where one says: He opened the door in his pyjamas. The reply is: That's a strange place for a door! (I wish my enter key was allowing me to set this out properly!)