Will have to watch later but if this is true this is epic.
"After Gen. Joseph F. Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, tells Trump how excited he is to hear about the “secret” plan to defeat the Islamic State, Trump turns to his laptop. “Okay, right, here we go. Here we go. Big plan. Big plan. Google, ‘What is ISIS?'” Trump says. “Oh my — 59 million results.”
He then picks up his phone: “Siri, how do I kill ISIS?” Turns out he was talking into a Blackberry"
LOl.
If he's unhappy with SNL it's very likely he'll use his presidential sway to dig deep on all the presenters family trees, find that they're not 100% Americans then deport them before building a huge 80 foot wall around SNL studios with armed watch towers, electric fences, a moat filled with alligators and dog units all around it.
But his digging deep will fall short of declaring that ALL Americans are indeed immigrants so needs to deport himself as well as everyone else bar the indignious Indians and...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0903_030903_bajaskull.html