Old Joke.

[melv16]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor postman a letter.
When she got there the cupboard was bare.
So they did it without, it was better!

[mallyh]

lol ,well she did originally go to the cupboard for a bone (oh wash my filthy mind out )

[melv16]

Go and stand in that corner, mallyh.

[frugalfred]

Jack and Jill wet up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill came down with half-a-crown -
But not for fetching water!

Mary had a little watch
She wore it for a garter.
And when a boy asked her the time -
She knew what he was after!

[mallyh]

hey diddle diddle
the cat did a piddle
all over the kitchen floor
the little dog laughed
to see such fun
so the cat did a little bit more .

[melv16]

Mary had a little lamb.
She kept it in a bucket.
Everytime the lamb got out.
Frugalfred tried to put it back in again :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now Mary takes that lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread

[Patsy33]

1st Class!...

[mallyh]

mary had a little lamb
it had a sooty foot
and into marys bread and jam
his sooty foot he put

[frugalfred]

f.a.o.melv - I wish to place firmly on record the fact that I am NOT Welsh!

[cupid04]

Jack, said Jill
We'll get the pill
I think we better ought to
But Jack the clown would not come down
And now they've got a daughter.

[frugalfred]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece all white and whispy,
Along came foot and mouth disease,
And now he's black and crispy.

[cupid04]

Humpty Dumpty sat on my knee
Humpty Dumpty had a great wee
All down my leg and all over the floor
Then Humpty was empty and couldn't go no more!

[cupid04]

Hey diddle diddle
The cat had a piddle
Right as it jumped over the moon
The little boy laughed
Until a cow pat
Followed and burst his balloon!

[Shaglene]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled egg for breakfast

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside
So she hit it with her spoon

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear

Mary had a little pig
The thing was always grunting
She took it down an alleyway
And kicked its head in

Jack and Jill went up the hill
There was no-one in the vicinity
Jack came down less half a crown
And Jill her virginity

[teacher1]

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, he's funny that way.

[Patsy33]

Postman should have wore his raincoat....