Poorly Granddad.

[Patsy33]

My granddad was very poorly in hospital. Doctors rubbed lard on his back. He went down hill very quickly after that......

[wiltsman]

That joke sleighs me.

[Patsy33]

That's ice of you to say!

[weecalf]

Was he dripping with sweat

[marval]

Snow doubt that is a good joke.

[Patsy33]

He took a turn for the worse...

[Quoi]

..he just slipped away

[zebo]

The family can sue t'doctor for compensation if they live in Yorkshire.

[Patsy33]

He went very fast at the end....

[Baldric]

Like greased lightning in fact.

[Patsy33]

Ha ha... Well oil be blessed!..

[melv16]

Whale oil beef hooked.

[Patsy33]

There was no need for that Melv..:-0