Botched Job.

Patsy33 | 21:04 Wed 21st Dec 2016 | Jokes

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When the doctor had botched up my operation, my heart was in my mouth....

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marval

Good one Patsy'

My doctor botched my operation, I woke up with no hands.

I tried to think what was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

My Doctors barking mad... he's a tree surgeon.

Doctor, Doctor will I be able to play the piano after this operation ?
Yes, no problem.
That's strange I couldn't play it when I came in!

marval

MY doctor also runs a pub, he keeps asking for my stools.

Gillian McKeith springs to mind.

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