Measuring guys er "bits"

[mycats]

Mr Cat and I are arguing lol I say that most guys as some time or another have probably measured their penis. He says I'm talking rubbish
So guys have you ever done it? (dont worry I'm not asking for details lol) and girls- have you ever done it toa guy?

[dot.hawkes]

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sorry what was that WM?

[dot.hawkes]

You should try getting them off, phew!!!!! they're tough,

[whiffey]

This same question posted on another site has 3 answers (?!) so far. On AB it has 23.

[Goodsoulette]

My partner reckons a guy is talking his arse if he says they havent done it. Most guys I know admit to having done it. I knew a guy (erhem...many moons ago) who reckoned it was 7 inches but on inspection it was 8.5 inches and sometimes 9. He was pretty pleased with himself after that.

[PinkFizz]

WM -and your phone number is......?

[whiffey]

OK, how many guys on here will admit (admit?) to a willy of 6 inches or less ?

[andrea_h]

Apparently the biggest recorded is approx 13 inches when 'firm'.....Pretty Impressive!!!.......might be walking like John Wayne after though!!!

A xXx

[dot.hawkes]

I think we may well be stretching things here, it is a heady topic and I am not one to arouse suspicion but I think things are coming to a head here and we need to finish this off asap.

[andrea_h]

roflmao - dot!!!

A xXx

[tomestone]

able seaman tomestone just signed off.

[PinkFizz]

lolol Dot.I must admit I knew a guy(ahem) who when undredd for the first time I took one look and thought OMG, that aint gona fit anywhere!!! He was HUGE!!

[Scarlett]

God, if I was a man I would! It is very important to men, it's like women weighing themselves!

[andy-hughes]

I have measured, and I am 'above average'.

I remember on a drunken night out with the girls in my office (I'm teetotal by the way) someone brought up this subject.

I was asked about my 'size' and I advised that I was above 'average', and one lady said "Well, you would say that wou'dn't you ..." and another lady who knows me rather better (but not intimately) advised that if I was below average, I would avise with the same honesty, which is exactly the truth.

I was simply answering a question - I wasn't bragging, after all, it's nothing to do with me, I didn't cultivate it in a greenhouse! It's simply a part of me, like being short-sighted, and going bald, it's just there.

That said, I am very very pleased with it!!!

[bobtheturkey]

i knew andy hughes would create a tumbleweed moment :)

[*Zeus*]

Mine is only 5 inches.......................................from the sky

[Quizmonster]

A new officer had just arrived on camp and went into the mess rather late, after everyone else had eaten. A steward brought him the menu and, as he studied it, he noticed a lot of scratch-marks on the table-top. When the steward returned with the soup, the officer asked what the marks were. Rather embarrassedly, the servant explained that, over the years, some of the junior chaps, after a few drinks, tended to lay their penises on the table and make a scratch at the point they extended to.
Incapable of just letting that pass, the new man did just that when the steward left. When he returned, the officer smiled and pointed proudly to his own mark, which was well beyond any of the rest.
"Ah, yes sir", said the steward, "but the other officers all stood on the opposite side of the table!"
Bear that tale in mind when you hear anyone bragging about his own 'endowment'!