Character Witness

[Hymie]

A young woman was appearing in court as a character witness at a trial of a friend. Attempting to discredit her testimony, the prosecution barrister asked her, ‘Is it true that on 5 August last year you performed an act of gross indecency with a one legged dwarf who was waving a Union Jack at the time, on the roof of a car while speeding at 80mph through the streets of central London?’

The woman replied ‘What was the date again?’

[Shaglene]

Yes, dates are important.