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[rsvp]

this really amused me.
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about
thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the urinals.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct
the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in year four.'

'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'

[Dinapal]

Hilarious. :-)

[elliemay1]

Had to laugh!

[Dinapal]

Was he a 'jump' jockey?

[cupid04]

LOL, LOL, LOL!

[Bazile]

Yes, these jockeys usually have long whips .

[hereIam]

Very good ....

[Bazile]

The old ones are the best

[marval]

Love it

[Dinapal]

Always thought diminutive people,like jockeys ,were cocky.

[Berniecuddles2]

willie carson comes to mind lol

[Tilly2]

That is funny!

[Patsy33]

How embarrassing. I hope he didn't hold it against her!...