Janet And John Have Arrived Home.

[gness]

Janet and John have had a trouble free journey home....

Janet sailed through security at Palma with no problems.......this is unusual for Janet.

See Janet smile......

John has problems with security at Palma.......this is unusual for John and take some time to sort out.

See Janet smile....smugly.....

Neither Janet nor John smile much at UK border control......it really is a mess.....Janet has to remove her glasses which means she can't read the instructions on the screen......lights flash and buzzers buzz......Janet is taken to a man in a cubicle....

John smiles smugly.......

John will get a slap if Janet ever finds her glasses.......

John drops Janet at her house....all is quiet and the neighbours aren't demolishing anything.........bliss.....

John drives home......all is quiet and his neighbours aren't demolishing anything.....bliss....

Then......John remembers that he has another holiday booked with Janet.......

John opens the wine..... :-(

[murraymints]

welcome home...John didn't get to see the ruuber gloves did he ? EEK !

[sunny-dave]

In spanglish (I won't do the accent)

"Did you pack this case yourself, sir?"
"Yes, of course"
"What is this then?"
"I have no idea"
"Ohhh Kay ...."

Suddenly several more security guards are 'interested'

John removes tightly rolled up carrier bag from case and opens to reveal ... washing machine tablets

"Ah - I had forgotten about them"

... which was true - they'd been on a holiday to Majorca and never been disturbed ...

"OK Senor - have a nice day"

[gness]

Had John not been about twice the size of any of the security guards, Minty I think the rubber gloves may have come into play......☺