Yesterday, I bought a Daily Mail along with The Guardian. I bought The Mail because I was interested in the headline story about the changes to Probate fees.
Anyway, having skimmed through The Mail, I went on to look at the puzzle pages in the Weekend magazine. When I got to the centre pages, where the puzzles are, I was hit by the aroma from the printing ink which set me off sneezing for at couple of minutes. It was horrible.
Having stopped sneezing, I then completed the Spiral thing and, having worked out the answer from the shaded boxes, was dismayed to find that I could only enter by texting or phoning. Both these options would cost me at least £1.00
What a rotten swizz. I won't be buying that paper again what with the noxious ink and the money grabbing puzzles.