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Have You Ever Had The Urge......
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....to throttle someone.....or maybe three people?....
I've been quite poorly so I decided to stay with the daughter for some cosseting.....I should have just gone straight there...I really should...but.....
The birders...Dave, S and J.......were going to Somerset for a couple of days so I thought....it's not far out of my way.....be nice to be with them for a day or two on my way south....
We are in a lovely B&B....and I booked the best room for me......it's a super room...except.....it's a warm day and the radiator is on full...but....if I turn it off the bathroom radiator makes a noise like the loudest braying, dying donkey on earth.....and only stops if I turn the radiator on full again....
I asked the others for advice....another mistake.....they think it's hilarious and worse still.....now, when I switch on the bathroom light, it flashes furiously...
Dave, S and J are now messing....I could use a ruder word.....about in my room trying to make what they call...the farting radiator.....fart in time with the flashing light.......Oh the things that please little minds.....
Birding tomorrow?.......No, I think I'll get up early and sneak off to Devon....... :-)
I've been quite poorly so I decided to stay with the daughter for some cosseting.....I should have just gone straight there...I really should...but.....
The birders...Dave, S and J.......were going to Somerset for a couple of days so I thought....it's not far out of my way.....be nice to be with them for a day or two on my way south....
We are in a lovely B&B....and I booked the best room for me......it's a super room...except.....it's a warm day and the radiator is on full...but....if I turn it off the bathroom radiator makes a noise like the loudest braying, dying donkey on earth.....and only stops if I turn the radiator on full again....
I asked the others for advice....another mistake.....they think it's hilarious and worse still.....now, when I switch on the bathroom light, it flashes furiously...
Dave, S and J are now messing....I could use a ruder word.....about in my room trying to make what they call...the farting radiator.....fart in time with the flashing light.......Oh the things that please little minds.....
Birding tomorrow?.......No, I think I'll get up early and sneak off to Devon....... :-)
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