Ill ... Need Urgent Symptoms Suppressor

[joggerjayne]

I'm willing to try any old Old Wives Remedy.

I've been in bed for two days with this thing that's going around. I ache, I'm shivering, and sweating, my nose and eyes are pouring, and my throat is so sore that I can't talk.

The problem is ...

Huddersfield are playing at 3.00pm tomorrow. If they lose, they will be 12 points behind Brighton, with 5 games to play.

Brighton then play Wolves at 5.00pm. If we won, we would be 15 points clear, with 5 games for Huddersfield to play.

Huddersfield could, mathematically, catch us on points. But only if we lost ALL our remaining games, and Huddersfield won ALL of theirs. And, in those 5 games, to turn over a goal difference that is 30 goals worse than ours.

So, if Huddersfield lose tomorrow, Brighton can effectively play for promotion against Wolves.

I feel like I could just curl up and die at any minute.

But ... I simply HAVE to be at Wolverhampton tomorrow. I can't not be there.

Any ideas will be gratefully received. I will try ANYTHING!! I don't need it to cure me. Just to suppress the symptoms.

[Berniecuddles2]

sex!!!

[douglas9401]

Typing can take your mind off things in the short term. Apparently. :)

[joggerjayne]

I've tried typing, in a one fingered, propped in bed sort of way.

I seriously doubt that a could persuade anyone to have sex with me at the moment. They would have to be attracted to zombies.

[douglas9401]

Funny you should say that.......

[Berniecuddles2]

lol zombie=stiff

[hc4361]

If you can think that clearly and type that, there's nowt wrong with you. Pull your socks up and have a shower

[wolf63]

I support this Huddersfield fan so I hope that they win.

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[anneasquith]

Paracetamol/bruffen, fluids, sleep, good luck .

[joggerjayne]

It doesn't need clear thinking, hc ... the 12/15 points, 6/5 games, situation is etched into the subconscious of every Seagull this week.

[Berniecuddles2]

take deep breaths JJ brighton are going up!

[aelmpvw]

i think you're going to have to tell the manager you're not fit to play

[NoMercy]

Cover your feet in Vicks vaporub and Wear your socks in bed overnight

Simmer 3 quartered lemons until everything comes out of them and add lashings of honey and drink whilst hot.

It may give you enough improvement to mobilise you.

[Bazile]

It's only a football game

[Jackdaw33]

Similar applies to Newcastle. Newcastle will have to lose all five remaining games and Huddersfield will have to win 4/6 to overtake them.

[mallyh]

one of my old grans remedies was drinking cabbage water to get rid of cold lol x

[Jackdaw33]

Good for constipation too, mallyh.

[mallyh]

I think i'd rather have constipation .gran had some weird cures , the wee in a pot for chillblains worked though lol x

[Tilly2]

Two paracetamol then honey, lemon and whiskey in hot water just before you go to sleep.

[jno]

I've tried typing, in a one fingered, propped in bed sort of way.

you could probably try that with Berniecuddles' suggestion too. Then you can go to Wolverhampton and spread your germs around Wolves, though of course if they infected your own team too, you'd be held in some disesteem.

[tonyav]

Then you can go to Wolverhampton and spread your germs around Wolves,


Their bad enough as it is ;-)