Good Friday Captions

[DTCwordfan]

If Ed will think about hoisting this attachment up.....

http://www.jaydax.co.uk/lastsupper/lastsupp.jpg

Captions please.

Baths hoisted this on her page and her fav has been "Each of you put two pieces of silver in the kitty for the drinks ----and the treasurer will sort it out. Judas, you okay with that.

My contribution, "Is this what you guys call a spread? For Dad's sake, call in Michel Roux or Raymond Blanc"

[DTCwordfan]

wow, daw, that was a quick in and out.....

[Mamyalynne]

I've seen a few captions on FB but can't think of anything new or inventive myself.

[Old_Geezer]

Jeez, when you said you knew a carpenter that'd get us a cheap table: it'd have been less of a squash if you got a smaller one, and we sat either side !

[clyde59]

Are we all going halfs on the bill or what.

[Buenchico]

"Of course the caterers haven't turned up. It's a bank holiday, everyone knows that!"

[Buenchico]

"Ruddy 'eck! The bill comes to thirty pieces of silver! Who's got that sort of money spare these days?"

[Buenchico]

" I really need to go to Specsavers. I only came because thought it was an invitation to see 'The Vast Stripper'! "

[Arksided]

'Ok ... who's is the donna meat and chips.'

[tamborine]

Get your elbows off the table!

[waterboatman]

Where's the broon?

[tamborine]

White is right! I cant colour the wine as well.

[douglas9401]

So I said to the estate agent 'I'm looking for something simple with great views to take my mind off my troubles'.

[DTCwordfan]

"Nah, Jeez, your fish was this big and smaller than what you are showing. However, you did catch 5000 of them and that's good in anybody's books."