Janet Gets Dolled Up....

[gness]

....because John has booked them into one of the top restaurants here.....

Knee length dress and floaty shawl.....blingy new jewelery......Janet saunters into the living room......

Your right leg is weeping badly, says John....let me bandage it for you....

See Janet sigh.....

And your knee has now started weeping badly, says John.....I'll bandage that for you too......

Janet sighs twice......

Janet....says John......your left leg is bleeding badly (lord knows what bitey bug did that) .......think I'd better bandage it too......

Does John just want to be fidgeting with Janet's legs?......but Janet now looks like she's had an accident in a razor blade factory and returns to the bedroom to find some trousers..... :-(

[Zacs-Master]

Sounds like Janet wears them anyway

[wolf63]

That's the reason that I stopped shaving my legs and underarms with a Bic (was that what they were called?)

[tonyav]

Tony say's, Janet ought to get a ladyshave instead of nicking Johns razor ;-)

[gness]

No, Zacs.....I know when not to..... ;-)

Wolf.....I have borrowed a Bic......you're right.....just adding to the blood and blisters.... :-(

[gness]

How did you know that's what I did, clever dick?...x

[tonyav]

Just a wild guess, gness ;-)

[Caran]

I understand now! Does he enjoy things like that? Is he a frustrated medic?

[tonyav]

I think John just likes legs, Caran. Even octopuses legs !.

[gness]

I'm beginning to wonder, Caran.....he keeps snapping those latex gloves and asking me to assume the position......?....x

[anneasquith]

I think john knows Janet should see a doctor for her Irish, weeping, swollen leg .?

[sunny-dave]

John is (just about) convinced that the antibiotic gunk is working - but will be quick to dial for a taxi to the local emergency health unit if it shows any signs of getting worse ...

... and refutes any suggestions that he likes rubber gloves - his ear still stings from an encounter with Mrs O's marigolds ...

[gness]

Hi, Anne......I'm sure it's getting better.......I will see a doctor if it doesn't keep improving......but I think one more night with my leg up the wall to drain it will work wonders.....don't sleep well and look a right numpty... But it works.....xx

[aelmpvw]

//Your right leg is weeping badly, says John...//
blimey, that John's a smooth talker isn't he ...

[gness]

John....the not so smooth talker....is now sitting in the garden, Ael.......wondering how to make amends to Janet for replying to something she said with the following....

Little thoughts fit little minds......
Big knickers fit big behinds.......

See Janet glower...... ;-)