Janet Has A Problem......

[gness]

John became friendly with a local wine producer....far too friendly in Janet's opinion.....

Janet and John leave for home at noon tomorow and John....not one to waste wine.....thinks we should drink all three bottles from his last binge buy.............tonight....plus the half full bottle in the fridge......Lord only knows how a half bottle got left.......

Now, Janet's limit is two glasses.......after three she begins to sing.....four and she accomanies her singing with an Irish reel and a Slip Jig.......usually in wellies because Janet was taught to dance in the wet west of Ireland....

John hasn't yet found this out.....so......should Janet keep pouring the wine John is plying her with......(hmmm.....an ulterior motive springs to mind)...into the artificial potted plant in the corner......?

Or just think.....what the heck.....drink and sing and dance?..... ;-)

[Tilly2]

The latter. Go for it, Janet!

[anneasquith]

Get the wellies on ?

[Islay]

Janet has a problem - Just the one?

[aelmpvw]

//Lord only knows how a half bottle got left....... //
isn't it the remains of the jeroboam that you were supping on your own the other night?

[tonyav]

Or just think.....what the heck.....drink and sing and dance?..... ;-)


Way to go, Janet.
are the wellies marked up as left and right.

[tonyav]

Janets new wine glass.

https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg

[gness]

Thing is....wellies make an awful ring around the legs....and after the mosquitoes and the accident with the razor my legs are a mess anyway....oh what the heck....pass the bottle, John....... :-o

Well that's today's, Islay.......and with a few more glasses it won't be a problem....well not mine anyway....can't say the same for John though.....;-)

Ael...you still standing?....Thought Doris had floored you by now.....or at least snookered you......x

Tony......you've seen the size of me.....I'd need a pulley to drink from that....not that I'd complain mind...... :-)

[tonyav]

Get John to hold the glass for you.

[aelmpvw]

i decided to record the snooker and watch line of duty as a whack round the ear with a morphy richards isn't pleasant

[gness]

Hey!...I've just twigged the left and right crack!.....My time will come....av!.....x

[gness]

You decided to record the snooker, Ael...you decided!!!!

Yeah!!!!!!.... ;-)....x

[tonyav]

snigger

[Tilly2]

You wimped out Ael! Just as well.

[aelmpvw]

whimped out? you haven't seen my doris

[Tilly2]

I'm sure your Doris is lovely, Ael.

[Tilly2]

Wimp/whimp. Both acceptable.

[Barmaid]

Pics or it didnt happen.....

[gness]

You'll have to wait, Barmaid....off to sit in the garden with the third glass....well tumbler as one of us broke a wine glass tonight....fiddlesticks....trip to the store to replace it in the morning.....

Dammit.....just realised that John's packed the cameras......sorry.... :-(

[Ann]

Hello Janet and John. Typical I have only just caught up with reading your complete holiday book - hilarious! better than than any television comedy!! Have a safe journey home xx

[gness]

Thank you, Ann.......x