Fun for the boys too, this one... :o)

[whiskeysheri]

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor
forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k= flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x= skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s= fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[ugly_bob]

hmmm, Buttercup Bubble-Fanny.
Must go to the doctor

[unruliejulie]

ah, bob, thats so pretty, it suits you!

[fee-is-me]

Loopy Waffle-Brain.

There are some who'd agree.

[butterfly23]

I'm Loopy Chickenbrain

Nice!

[helliebobs]

You already know this Whiskey but mine is
Boobie Girdle Face. How very appropriate eh?
Pippa's rocks though!!

[spudqueen]

Zippy Apple Pants! Mr Spudqueen is Chim-Chim Apple Pants and our kids are Buttercup and Loopy Apple Pants, can't see them being too pleased at that!

[whiskeysheri]

My bf is Loopy Gorilla-Pants! Ha! :o)

My niece is Dorky Girdle-Butt, bless!

[joko]

poopsie bubble butt

sounds like a morning after a curry!

[helliebobs]

whiskey have you checked what the boys' new names are? Only I can't see them replying some how!!

[froggo]

my wife is dinky bubble buns
i like it :~)))))))))

[whiskeysheri]

hellie, babes, one is 'Squeezit Cootie-Brain' and the other 'Boobie Liver-Face', haha! I'll leave it to you to guess who's who! :o) x

[robbo82]

Greetings, Cheeseball Bubblelips at your service...