Hi Radge. Amazing isn't it? One of the best songs to come out of the 90's and you cannot find the lyrics anywhere. I haven't heard it for a while, but from what I remember, these were the lyrics (better give me 3 stars for this, it took me ages!!!)
"There�s nothing more sinister than ministers in dresses
Gather round some nice black people while I deliver this message, kill the message
You do nothing but socialise and become a menace
Put on your Rebooks man and go play f**kin tennis
Can I get a witness? I said can I get a witness
Oh come on all ye faithful, oh joyful and triumphant
Gather around man, while I blow my own trumpet
Old pope he got the Nazis to clean up their messes
In exchange for gold and paintings he gave them new addresses, clean up your messes
Oh my fathers fathers, fathers, father by nature he was (????????)
We are the Cheech Chong tribe and we are over friendly (I think this is completely wrong, but it's what it sounds like!)
Can I get a witness? I said can I get a witness.
Oh come on all ye faithful, oh joyful and triumphant
Gather around man, while I blow my own trumpet"
I am sure there are a few people on this site who can fill in the blanks, or correct some of the lyrics, but I'm pretty sure I got most of them.