Last Night's New Game......

[gness]

.....split the loo roll......

Five holiday makers arriving late at a large holiday "cottage".....three en suite bedrooms on two floors.....one cloakroom and.....

Provided........One little toilet roll between us...... :-)

[ducksie]

..but today was ooh so hot

hi gness xx

[shoota]

But a severe shortage of loo rolls....


Does anybody read the Daily Mail?

[ducksie]

I do watch Vincent, one crazy funker for an oul lad, give a shy.te about no one ;)

[ducksie]

better things to spend cash on shoota, like guinness ;)

[Buenchico]

If the cottage is in the countryside there's an obvious alternative:
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/dev/49/55/3d8eec846fd268f4ee000508acb8e653.jpg

;-)

[gness]

There isn't a nail to hang it on, Shoota......x

Isn't he just, Ducksie.......his answer to someone the other night was......in my eye!......I just love him....x

[shoota]

See?
No loo rolls, no nails....
QED

[ducksie]

I missed that one gness, was that the eye he was sitting on? ;)

[gness]

Oh, Chris!!!!...Lord, I had to manage with dock leaves many years ago......never thought to take one of the cows down the field with me.... :-(

[ducksie]

The mad head on him, he had some health scare last year, gosh, tonight with V browne wasn't the same lol

[tonyav]

Oh, Chris!!!!...Lord, I had to manage with dock leaves many years ago......


Where there's dock leaves there's always nettles !.

[shoota]

Is Browne the new Fry?
Sigh...

[gness]

Anyway...no nails needed now......and we can read the Daily Mail.....x

He did, Ducksie.....and blamed the illness for using the f word to someone over the water issue...even that was funny.....x

True Tony.....I know that!.... :-(

[gness]

Ah no sighing needed....he's not, Shoota.....Fry is still my heart throb..... :-)

[ducksie]

He was around before Fry was a bad thought in his fathers head - he's an oul lad, loads of books to his name, a political correspondent and now hosts his own show over the past nearly 20 years I guess

[gness]

By the way, Ducksie...if you're still about.....we were at the unveiling of the statue of John Egan today....
It was a wonderful afternoon......so many great speakers....especially his son.....
Lovely man...John Egan.....x

[shoota]

So Egan is the new Fry...

[gness]

Well no, Shoota......he died....too young but he does have a dishy, sporty son...... :-)