Stuck

[marval]

I went to our local fish and chip shop late last night.


I said "What have you got left?"


He replied, "Just these two. The first is actually a type of shark. The second has been there for a while!"


I was stuck between a Rock and a hard Plaice.

[weecalf]

Heard one like this before ,when asked if there was anything left and told there was plenty he replied Serves you right for making you much

[Arksided]

Sounds fishy to me.

[Patsy33]

Talk about the fin edge of the wedge!...

[Arksided]

Was Sam-on the counter.

[Togo]

For Cod's Hake.

[DTCwordfan]

Codswallop, as someonem a sole ABer, said to me the other night....

[Arksided]

Yes I think they're battered.

[Patsy33]

I bet your head was swimming...

[Arksided]

I trout it.

[Shaglene]

Whale oil beef hooked.....

[Ellipsis]

Vintage Simpsons movie ...

[Berniecuddles2]

I went into the local chippy asked the guy serving "how bigs your plaice" ..he said "it's a small flat above the shop"

[cupid04]

I was asked to spell cod.I spelt it c o d f
The fishmonger replied there ain no f in cod!