Beard Fashion

[RobNorth]

Is everyone going to have a beard? The tennis final from Queens is on TV and both men have fine beards, as have all the photographers, trainers and most of the linesmen and officials - the men that is...
It seems to me that most blokes nowadays either look like Action Man or Bluto, depending on their Greggs pasty consumption. I've also noticed an increase in moustaches of the female variety, is it something in the water?

[Quangoid]

There are some amazing beard styles out there and grooming kits but then again there are some horrific unkempt scruffy face nests around.

I remember once reading a roald dahl book, i think it was the twits and they were saying he had a bird living in their, he used to pick out bits of old food and eat it. To be honest with you that's made me slightly queasy.