Goat curry might be more appropriate (if you're stuck on the goat idea) - because of the cockney rhyming slang.
The port is a nice idea because it's ruby red - whereas the goat might not be.
Maybe we need to find you a charitable donation related to the colour red?
For example, something from Bono's charity might be a winner? That's referred to as (RED):
https://red.org/
There's a nice Vespa!
Or some other designer items which might suit them?
https://red.org/red-products/