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[whiskeryron]

What a blinding cheek. Who the hell do BBC planners think they are ? I have my programme recorder set to BBC 1 to record East Enders & when I come to switch on I find that I have actually recorded bleed'n tennis because programmes have been switched & E E has been on BBC 2. Why not put the tennis on BBC2 instead of upsetting all the scheduled progs on 1 ? Sorryyto admit to you fanatics I DO NOT LIKE TENNIS.

[New Judge]

“Anyone give me a condensed version what happened ?”

Certainly. The scene is the bar of “The Queen Vic”. A bald headed yob enters and shouts “Wozappenin? Wozgoingon? Wot U up to”

A second bald headed geezer puts his pint of lager on the bar and replies: “Wozyourgame? Wozitgot to do wiv you? You need to keep you face aht and mind your own bleedin’ bizness”

A wizened crone sitting in the corner of the bar interjects “Come on boys. We don’t want no trouble” to which the second yob replies “You keep your nose aht, you old bag”. The crone whispers “Charmed, I’m sure.” and continues to sip her Milk Stout.

Suddenly the landlady appears behind the bar and shouts to the two yobs “Git aht of my pub. I've told you. You ain’t welcome ‘ere, neever of you”

Cuts to credits with satellite picture of the Thames and the Millenium Dome

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[Samuraisan]

Very funny NJ. Not.