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Patsy33 | 12:00 Wed 12th Jul 2017 | ChatterBank
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Things you wouldn't hear a doctor say...
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"I'm so sorry you need a new knee Mrs Smith. Tell you what, how would you like to go private, my treat!"..
"Hello doctor, you said if the tablets didn't work I was to come back to see you"

"what was I going to do? Get you put to sleep?"

True story - and he is still my doctor.
Pull yourself together!
I can make you better
Small prick...
of course you can have an appointment for tomorrow if you are still bad tonight....in fact call me..I will do a home visit ...
You want a baby? jump on the couch then.
yes ael, i can confirm that you have man flu
''You've got acute angina. And a very nice pair of bazookas as well''
Here's my mobile number. Ring me any time and I'll visit you at home
Would you like a cup of tea and a biscuit?

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