What happened to the not answering me plan?

[sexyrussian]

I thought everyone was ignoring me but once again my question are getting answers in the hundreds.Oh and I am doing charty work today.I have made loads of cakes for savethechildren.Big clap to me.I was also told by the tutor that IF I work hard I will get a double first.Wahay to me!!!!

[raysparx]

[edited due to grossness by ab]

[PinkFizz]

I can't wait - its not till August but its soooo lovely there!!

[whiffey]

The reason that SR's threads attract so many answers (ye gods lol) is that the monkey house picks them up and runs off into the distance with them gibbering all the way.

[PinkFizz]

And after the first 5 or 5 answers they always turn into a totally seperate conversation - nothing to do with the question at all!! Ho hum..

[sexyrussian]

Yes post it again.I never saw it the first time.I got pregnant through artifical insemination.I thought everyone knew that.

[LittleBishop]

have i stumbled into a chat room?

[sexyrussian]

Caz21 that would be St Andrew.My family are Catholics rather than Orthodox so that was easy.

[PinkFizz]

SR - i keep meaning to ask you,and this is a serious question,has your doctor actually confirmed you are pregnant,and if so how far gone are you and have you had a scan?

[raysparx]

Thought she/he/it was a DR pink could tell herself,if shes pregnant surely, did it with a icing bag or something, it's my sperm by the way !!!!

[redcrx]

could the world cope with an offspring of SR and ray????

[Pippa68]

A catholic lesbian ~ nice one :o) every sperm is sacred and all that....

[whiffey]

She did it with a turkey baster, and described the technique in detail in "How it Works". The thread was very rapidly deleted for excessive attention to anatomical detail (unsurprisingly for a med student) so few people will have seen it.

[Pippa68]

Actually whiffey for a med student she doesn't know much ~ in fact for a woman she doesn't know much..that's what worries me!

[sexyrussian]

Yes I have had pregnany confirmed by the Doctor and I have a small bump and have missed two periods so know I am pregnant.I did in the early stages of the pregnany have a home pregnany test that showed I was pregnant but I did not want to believe it but now I must accept it is true.I have been very good I have taken no drugs since getting pregnant.Well maybe the odd one but have certaintely cut down.

[redcrx]

OK sorry to pull you up on this doc but its pregnanCy.

[Pippa68]

She must be well on the way to missing 3 periods now :o) when's your scan, SR?

[redcrx]

I always loved the fact that they dated by weeks and days. What are you today? when is /was antenatal or booking in? do you get lots of birthing options, or are you going to a birthing centre or even a home birth

[kazminx]

so you walk into britain and get bloody artificial insemination through our nhs and you have to go to all the bother of doing your own pregnancy test before going to the docs. or did you pay for it...maybe you stole the sperm from a lab or something. and now you say you cant believe it??? i think you will find that you are extremely mental mate!!! buuuuuuuulllllllllshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt!!

[Pippa68]

She inseminated herself Kaz..although it seems she did this after she was already pregnant (I can't work it out either!).

Apparently she was 2 months pregnant 2 weeks after doing the insemination. Weird?

[kazminx]

pippa this just gets better and better.