What Is The Penalty For.....

[Islay]

knocking off your MIL?
Spent a very stressful weekend with MIL from Hell and to be frank if I ever see her again it will be too soon!!

[albaqwerty]

choux, don't upset gness please !
She's looking forward to her 7 crates.

Funeral eh? Cremate and bury, just to make sure :-D

[Islay]

Lol she already has her plot bought in the churchyard - she did not give her son a Christmas gift that year as she paid for her plot!
Lol When we take her over for her 80th i will hopefully be at target and she will not be able to cope with it! Hubby has already said it will be an interesting trip with her being green with envy!!

[albaqwerty]

cemmy is at the bottom of my garden, well, sort of, there is a back lane and a stone wall.
Cremate and send me the ashes, I'll toss them over the wall and you both get refund on the plot :-D

[choux]

Noooooooooooo. It cannot be done on home turf, Islay! Or are you taking her over to view her plot?

Any plane/sea trip involved? ...

80th! Just proves only the good die young.

I admire your soh anyway (and your hubby even more). x

[gness]

I've always fancied on of those dos where you put the deceased in a boat or on a raft...set fire to it...and float it away.....add some fireworks and it could be a nice evening.......x

[gness]

one...not on.....having a funny old day.......my mind is off somewhere else.......x

[Islay]

Taking her to Belgium Choux so at train trip, car ride and possible a trip up Brugge Market square tower!!!
Seriously she has always been bad but she is worse in the last 10 years! I am not even sure if its legal to use the word she used to describe handicap children! I have never seen hubby so angry when she used it several times.

[wolf63]

How longer does a crate of Guinness last? I find out that, if I stock up with my favourite tipple I just drink more each day.

[albaqwerty]

on a serious note tho, is it possible she err, is, well, y'know?

[albaqwerty]

Wolfie, a crate lasts gness just over 24 hours :-D

(legs it)

[Islay]

Alba if she had been nice before then I would think the same but she has always been like this but getting worse!!

[aelmpvw]

//I've always fancied on of those dos where you put the deceased in a boat or on a raft...set fire to it...and float it away//
sadly, invites to viking warrior king funerals are few and far between

[albaqwerty]

oh lawdy Islay :-(

If you're on a ferry, you could always tell her there's water ski-ing, if flying, there's a parachute jumping tourney?

[gness]

We could start a trend, AeL......you get the customers and I'll do the fire bit......:-)

[albaqwerty]

I've a son who has Viking style hair-cut (don't ask)
until he shaved his beard off recently, he was really looking the part.
If I ask him to grow it again, I'll offer his services.

[-Talbot-]

Take a trip to the Ganges, aelmpvw.

[anotheoldgit]

I'll get back to my thread on eyes being gouged out to sell to witch doctors.

Seems less gruesome than how to murder your MIL.

[Mamyalynne]

Wibble.

[Islay]

Mamya wish I could give 2 BA!!