Honey G Comes Out

[Patsy33]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/1135665/x-factor-star-honey-g-reveals-lesbian-rapper-nude-shoot-personal-announcement/amp

[murraymints]

nooooooo..brain bleach

[Patsy33]

Who'd thought?....

[murraymints]

obviously gay...

[Patsy33]

I'm shocked! :-)

[sunny-dave]

SD adopts High Court Judge tone ...

"Who exactly is this ... person?"

[murraymints]

dinnae ask DT !

[andy-hughes]

I think that the idea that Honey G is gay would be a shock, or even vaguely of interest, is a ship that has sailed a long time ago.

What's more interesting is her obvious discomfort with trying to talk like a rapper, when she is clearly a middle-class woman who lucked into a novelty cartoon persona that she cannot inhabit spontaneously, and is doomed always to sound awkward and embarrassed pretending badly to be something she is not.

Next ..

[Peter Pedant]

she sings like anyone else using her mouth and larynx
so what she does off stage is irrelevant isnt it ?

Hey - someone else asked an impresario doing shakespeare if he thought Hamlet and Ophelia ever slept together
and he replied - hey what they do off stage is none of your business !

[Peter Pedant]

SD adopts High Court Judge tone ...
"Who exactly is this ... person?"

in the good old days before privacy laws
Paul Gazza Gascoigne applied for an injunction
and inter arlia the judge asked
J: What is Gazza ?
OverfedBarrister - an association footballer of some renown - more famous perhaps than the Beatles
J: Oh! I know who they are - you wont get me on that one !
OFB yes m'lud
J - Gazza - that is an opera isnt it ? - La Gazza Ladra - the Silken Ladder ?
OFB it may well be my Lord., you are much better read than me

The correspondent reporting this cruelly pointed out that La Gazza Ladra was a The Thieving Magpie and the The Silken Ladder was better known as La Scala di Sete - and that neither featured an international association footballer

it is a cruel cruel world outside AB

[Togo]

PP you can't just slip into plain English without proper punctuation. isnt has a little ' in there. :))

Were Regan and Goneril really "sisters" or something else?

[sunny-dave]

An elderly relation of mine insisted on pronouncing Gazza as Gaza ... which led to some weird conversations over dinner - "I see Gaza is in trouble again" ...

[Peter Pedant]

// isnt has a little ' in there. :)) //
or....

"isnt" is "isn't" - - - isn't it ?

jesus you must be fun at a funeral .....

[Togo]

Colonel Gaddafi was buried wearing a No 10 England football shirt after his will revealed his desire to be buried in the Gazza strip.

[tonyav]

"I see Gaza is in trouble again" ...

Wot, your elderly relative saw him strip, Dave.

[douglas9401]

'An elderly relation of mine insisted on pronouncing Gazza as Gaza'

Could you expand on that please? Round these parts they're pronounced the same. Maybe the double zee is silent down your way.

[douglas9401]

When she says Honey, I say last desperate throw of the dice to milk a few bob from the ooh ahh Daily Star or whatever.

Place nude photo on mantelpiece to ward off small children from fire.

[sunny-dave]

Gazza - short a - like 'Daz'

Gaza - long a - rhymes with 'plaza'

[douglas9401]

Sorry Dave, still the same sound for those two up here, like marriage and garage.

Only problem round here with the Gaza strip was if Rangers were home or away.

[Islander]

Oh you lucky lucky girls, imagine that. Honey G is looking for a special person. I feel so sorry for all the men out there. Never mind fellas.