I thought it might be Michael Portillo for a second, but a quick look on Google revealed his middle names are Denzil Xavier (!) But that was a bit of a wild guess. I saw a registration plate in Berwick today which was X8 but it was on an old red Vauxhall. If he can afford a numberplate like X8, why does he have an old car?
I just used that vehicle registration checker and, rather worryingly, it says that my car that I sold 3 weeks ago last change owner in May 2003! And I've had it for 4 years so I don't understand! And it can't even recognize my new car's numberplate. Have I had a couple of dodgy cars?!
I tried to find out where the word findus comes from, but had no luck. I looked on their website (www.findus.co.uk (no, really)) and I didn't see it on there. So I e-mailed them, using their handy online Contact Us form. I asked them "What is the origin of the word "findus"? Is it a contraction of words? An acronym? And I got this reply:
Dear Ben
Thank you for contacting Findus Consumer Service.
Findus Origins in the Nordic region. In 1941, Marabou, in Sweden.
For all company history visit our web site,
findus.co.uk.company-history.htm
Regards
Jenny Barker
So that didn't help at all. Maybe you could try e-mailing them again (I'm scared to do it again, they'll think I'm mad!)
And lastly, I'll finish on a joke.
Q. Why did the baker have brown hands?
A. Because he kneaded a poo.