Rod And Reel.........

[Shaglene]

This man bought a rod and reel for 2 pounds. When he got to the cash register there was a blind man checking him out at the cash register.
At about that time he let out a f4rt.
The blind man said that will be £3.50. The man asked why and the blind guy said "2 for the reel, 1 for the duck call and .50p for the stink bait."

[Berniecuddles2]

He got caught hook line and stinker

[DTCwordfan]

that's a gas